Here's to another year of healthy dietary habits!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck)
12/30/2016 at 00:18 • Filed to: Fud.

... Nevermind.

DISCUSSION (24)

DrJohannVegas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 00:27

I mean, dial back on the packet a bit and they aren’t THAT bad. Just gotta watch your ticker, man.

InFierority Complex > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 00:27

That’s about a year’s supply of sodium right there

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 00:30

I just had one. I’m still hungry.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
12/30/2016 at 00:45

I thought the whole point of them was you got the satisfaction of eating without eating any calories. Just a shitload of sodium.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 00:46

Beef? If your gonna blow your diet do it right. Chicken FTW.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 00:54

Here’s to another year of junk food and drinking.

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 00:59

Go immediately to your nearest Japanese grocery and get every flavor ... they have a spice packet AND an oil packet. The best ....

Kinja'd!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Steve in Manhattan
12/30/2016 at 01:04

Looks muy delicioso

Steve in Manhattan > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 01:09

My favorite flavor is the soybean paste, although all of them are very good with the possible exception of the blue bag (served cold). It’s packet noodles squared. And you can crumble some nori into it to make it even better.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time
12/30/2016 at 01:17

That’s why I scramble an egg and throw it in too. Quite filling.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > InFierority Complex
12/30/2016 at 01:17

I hope my neighbor notes my sodium intake!

Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 01:36

ah, Maruchan...tasted good in a bad kind of way. That stuff was a go-to food item once in a while through out my public school years. Sometimes took it for lunch in elementary, but didn’t take it for lunch ever again after 5th grade, only eating it at home throughout middle and high school. Around high school my home stopped eating this. I think it’s been at least 8 years since I last ate that stuff. It’s a shame what a lack of money does. But in my case at home, it was just laziness to eat something better.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 01:37

Nice. Like redneck eggdrop soup!

Sam > Steve in Manhattan
12/30/2016 at 01:38

But do they have a kimchi flavor? I love me some kimchi ramen.

Sam > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 01:40

I’ve found that a very effective dietary strategy is to just straight-up eat less food in general. I’m down to two meals (one if I sleep in till noon)+ a somewhat healthy snack (usually some beef jerky or something). I’m already noticeably thinner, without doing much work. I need to actually exercise, but my job is pretty physical so I can just not.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 02:06

You got a few days before you have to start those pesky new years resolutions

E92M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/30/2016 at 02:39

A friend and I ate those everyday for lunch one summer during college. They were 5 for $1. Then my roomate and I would eat 10 for $10 ($1 pizzas) a lot for dinner. Probably took years off my life. I could eat all week on $25-$30 in groceries. Now I’m lucky to spend $20 a day.